08/03/02 - It's been exactly one year since nothing's changed. I've had a lot of people e-mailing me about the SNL files and why they aren't up. I feel bad about not having them up. A few deals have fallen through about securing free web space. I'm still working on it. It's a shame that I have no reason to pay for web space, because I probably would do it, if I thought it would keep the site online.
08/03/01 - I had to move the list to Yahoo!Groups because Microsoft is charging for the Listbot service now. You may still sign up for notification and you will still not receive a single email from me unless the files are back online.
06/08/01 - I plan on taking the patron up on his offer in the next few weeks, so look forward to the page being back up with celebrations and a prayer for it to stay that way, too. If you want to be notified when the files are back online, the Area SNL Notification List and I should send one big email out to everyone who's on the list there about the joys of brotherhood seen in my webpage. Or whatever...
01/18/01 - Man! I just found out that Angelfire has closed the account that I had all the other files on and now they are not available to use because of some TOS violation. Sorry, they DON'T WORK again. (Right now the Monday Night file works, but probably not for long.) A web page patron has offered me some webspace to use so I think that I will take him up on that. I'll see what I can do about it all.
01/18/01 - I just made a bunch more files today, but will have no chance to update the page with all of them until May... I did, however, upload the Monday Night Football sketch from the season premiere which was the only real request I got this semester. So, that's what's new. I did make the Calista Flockheart Nick Burns sketch, but I won't upload that, yet. Oh, and by the way... you're welcome!
01/11/01 - Hey! I got 'em working again! No for real this time. So, have fun downloading what there is to download and now maybe I can start working on making new files to add to my page, ok?
SNL RealMedia Files
Before we get started on all of these .rm files, let me show you RealPlayer. Go there to download it, first if you don't have it. I recommend Version 8. Also, to avoid further confusion, this is the download page. These files are not intended to be able to play from here, because I have to make another file to do that, and it's alot to do, so I'm saying you can download it here, or type in the URL, but clicking on it, does not necessarily mean that it will play.
The Titey cartoon from SNL on April 4, 1998, I think. I got a kick out of this. I bet you all will like this.
Rob Schneider is a street musician who confuses passerby, Jeff Goldblum. From SNL, got to see it. Starring: Jeff Goldblum, Rob Schneider, David Spade, and Adam Sandler.
Alex Trebek takes on the challenge of incredibly numbminded celebrities on Celebrity Jeopardy!. Warning, rather large. Starring: Will Ferrel, Jimmy Fallon, Darrel Hammond, Ben Stiller.
The oral interaction that took place at the end of the Dog Show sketch from the Drew Barrymore show between Drew and Molly Shannon. Starring: Drew Barrymore, Will Ferrel, Molly Shannon, and Tim Meadows (and their various dogs).
Quentin Tarantino discusses making Pulp Fiction in a mock interview for Profile on Bravo. Starring: Samuel L. Jackson, Norm MacDonald, Darrel Hammond, Ana Gastayer
A skit that I decided to name Custom Made (though not the official name) is just that. Remember? It's the off-beat office sketch from the original Seinfeld show where all of the people stay in the same position! Yeah, that one!
Ross Perot wards off Halloween trick-or-treaters with political wit and amazing consistency. Includes Adam Sandler, Kevin Nealon, Jay Mohr, and Dana Carvey.
Maybe you want some different RM Files? Try my RM Page for some others.
Or maybe you want different SNL sketches in higher quality and greater quantity? With more reliability, too, you say? Head on over to http://infomedia.jt.org for sketches that I may already have but in better quality and JT's server is almost always up. And, yes, Joel has ALL of the Celebrity Jeopardy's.
WAV's
The opening drum beats and shouted out title for Dog Show.
There is also the matter of a screen saver that I made. I really like this SS, because it's like a marquee, only alot longer. It contains a bunch of Deep Thoughts...By Jack Handey. If you like something new everytime you return to your computer, then download this here. And after you unzip it to your windows directory, open the file readme1.txt. It will explain what to do about it and how to install it and everything. Just get it!
Now, you can link to this web page. And it's really simple, too! Just pick which banners you want to use from the Banner Linker Page, and you can copy and paste the HTML code right into your editor or pure HTML code.
You are the person to check this swingin' pad out!
Dennis Miller joins Al Michaels and Dan Fouts to open Monday Night Football.