This page is dedicated to one of the world's best made for TV movies, Alice In Wonderland, starring Tina Majorino, Martin Short, Miranda Richardson, and Whoopi Goldberg. Soon, I will have more on the page than is presently here, but, for now, this should hold you over. I made plenty of WAVs for you all. I hope you enjoy these. All files were made by me and my computer. I apologize for the low sound volume of about half of the WAVs. You can turn the volume up higher in Sound Recorder then resave it.

Sounds

"Auntie's Wooden Leg" as performed by the Mad Hatter (Martin Short). "Twinkle, Twinkle..." is at the end of this, as well.	aunties.ra
"Chop, chop... blood everywhere... it makes you proud to be queen." -Queen of Hearts (Miranda Richardson)	chopchop.wav
"Clean cups!" -the Mad Hatter	cleancups.wav
"I don't want to give it to you... but I will." -the Mad Hatter	giveit.wav
"Why not? Aren't I good enough?" -the March Hare	goodenuf.wav
"Get a haircut!" -the Mad Hatter	haircut.wav
"Waiter, waiter, there's a hair in my soup!" "Is it blonde? We're missing a waitress." -Hare and Hatter	hare.wav
This is the introduction NBC played after commercial breaks.	intro.wav
A WAV file of Alice laughing. (I thought it was cute)	laugh.wav
"Life is so complicated" -the Duchess' servant	life.wav
"I'm sure little people must get very bad neck strain." -Alice	little.wav
"No room." "There's no room." -Hare and Hatter	noroom.wav
"I overslept." -Hatter	overslept.wav
"It seems a bit petty." "Yes indeedy. That's exactly what makes it so important." -Alice and Tweedle Dee	petty.wav
"Please do." -Alice	pleasedo.wav
"I rest my case." -Hatter	restcase.wav
"You shouldn't do that." -Alice	shouldnt.wav
"Stop it." -Alice	stopit.wav
"Tell us a story." -Hatter	story.wav
"Tell us a story." -Hare	story2.wav
"That tells you alot about your conversation." -Hatter	telsalot.wav

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